1. Discovering the pump doesn’t fit the valves on the new bicycle
2. Sitting next to the foulest smelling person ever on the train
3. Sign at tube station: all services running as normal. Announcement on platform: severe delays on all lines
4. Running the gauntlet through people trying to shove flyers down your throat
5. Buffy S7 and Angel S4 are on video, but no sign of them on TV or DVD
6. Realising that it’s still only Wednesday and not Thursday like I woke up thinking!

Still, I have “boxercise” later on and can vent my irritation on unsuspecting colleagues.