• Be honest. All the time. With everyone. About everything.
  • Switch the caffeinated and decaffeinated coffees around
  • Recognise my own limitations. Ignore them
  • Join in other peoples arguments. Get other people to join in too.
  • Be late for everything
  • Find out the time of somebody’s favourite TV programme. Ring them five minutes after it starts.
  • Remember to put empty milk cartons back in the fridge
  • Shout at anyone who tries to invade my personal space
  • Only eat turnips all day
  • Have a double espresso. Just before going to bed