July 24, 2003
Things to do today
- Be honest. All the time. With everyone. About everything.
- Switch the caffeinated and decaffeinated coffees around
- Recognise my own limitations. Ignore them
- Join in other peoples arguments. Get other people to join in too.
- Be late for everything
- Find out the time of somebody’s favourite TV programme. Ring them five minutes after it starts.
- Remember to put empty milk cartons back in the fridge
- Shout at anyone who tries to invade my personal space
- Only eat turnips all day
- Have a double espresso. Just before going to bed
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Apart from the turnips, fridge, coffee and telephone aims. If you do all that - you’ll become exactly like me.
Don’t you want me just like me?
Comment by Jazz — July 24, 2003 @ 12:58 pm
That was actually meant to say -
don’t you want to be just like me?
Shady style
But as I already pointed out (elsewhere) - I don’t preview my comments. Right now - I wish I did.
Comment by Jazz — July 24, 2003 @ 1:00 pm
For number 6 (tv start times) you need training from my mother.
And please don’t eat turnips all day. Didn’t I read something about a fragile ozone recently?
Comment by Daisy — July 24, 2003 @ 1:24 pm
Sounds similar to my current training regime. Perhaps we should exchange tips?
Comment by Eliza — July 24, 2003 @ 9:56 pm