I’ve just watched Chicago. I will confess to enjoying the stage show which I saw when Denise Van Outen played Roxie Hart a couple of years ago. Don’t blame me - there were an awful lot of scantily clad women in the chorus. What can you do?

I don’t know why the film got so many Oscars this year. It was fun, entertaining and did the musical a lot of justice. But it wasn’t that good. Moments were great, but never outstanding. If anything, it tried to be the stage musical too much. It would have been far more clever if they’d incorporated the songs into the story a la Bugsy Malone or similar. But then again, maybe the songs don’t lend themselves to it.

I think I’m holding the fact that the film won all the Oscars this year against it. I shouldn’t - it’s an entertaining film, very satirical, very sexy and funny in parts. Catherine Zeta-Jones is quite hot (but still married to that old wrinkly of hers) and Renee Zellwegger doesn’t suit being that thing. And it’s one of the only films I can watch with the wife.

It was probably a good thing that I’m drunk again, really - I can blame it on that.