Heart stopping moments!
There’s a partiular sinking feeling when you realise that you’re out of vodka. Fortunately I found the remnants of a bottle of 50% Smirnoff Blue colonising the dark recesses of my drinks cabinet and, having subjugated it, am now drinking one of the strongest White Russians I’ve ever had.
Yeah baby!
In other news, did anyone see the National Television Awards? Did you catch our fearless misLeader Tony stepping forward to present Trev MacD with a lifetime achievement prize? Did you hear the hecklers shouting “Stop the war!”?
Nah, I hate those bloody awards things, all patting themselves on their backs, weeping for art, for fucks sake..took myself to bed and read me a book…until I passed out
Comment by Steve — October 29, 2003 @ 8:53 am
hear the hecklers shouting “Stop the war!”?
No I was doing busy machine gunning the TV
Comment by Jazz — October 29, 2003 @ 10:32 pm
I get those heart-stopping moments when I open the front door to run down to the offy at the end of the street and I see it’s tipping down. Horrible. Too late to pull out and presuade the missus to go instead… ergh, I hate rain
Comment by pogo — October 31, 2003 @ 9:56 am
hey are u nanowrimoing it dude?
Comment by Fluffy — November 1, 2003 @ 7:01 pm
oooh, bad bad vokda, vokad, voddddkaaaaaaaa.
where you got to dragon, anyway. you intirgue me.
come back right this instant and blog, goddamnit.
oh yup. im drunk. fun, innit.
*consults jazz’s thesaurus*
Comment by pinky — November 4, 2003 @ 2:05 am
Heh! I’m back and still standing despite my liver having a strike ballot and staging a lower intenstinal walkout over the unsatisfactory manner in which I have been treating it in the last few days.
And Fluff, the mind is willing but the body has been unconscious for 3 days so I’m only about 5000 words behind!
Comment by Tom — November 4, 2003 @ 3:31 pm
does that mean youve written –5000 words?
*thinks*
Comment by pinky — November 4, 2003 @ 9:10 pm
No, means I’ve written none and should have written 5000. I think.
Ah, who cares?
Comment by Tom — November 4, 2003 @ 10:39 pm