That epitome of sanity himself, Manly Smell, has come up with a new meme. Fortunately for you I can’t be arsed to copy and paste his questions here so you’ll have to follow the link to the site that is fast becoming known as the cyber equivalent of a sex maniac on a pogo-stick revealing himself to you at a bus stop.

Unfortunately for you, here are my answers!

1. The most memorable celebrity dream I had was one where Freddy Kreuger kept interupting while I was trying to get laid so I had to beat the crap out of him.

2. The two celebrities I’d like to see brawling are the great ventriloquist George Dubya Shrub accompanied by his little puppet Tony Bliar and the Great White shark from Jaws. Okay, so it wouldn’t so much be a brawl as simply dinner but there’d still be blood. Lots of blood.

3. The only interaction I’ve had with people in the public eye was drinking a bar dry with Gareth Thomas (aka Rog Blake from Blake’s Seven). That man can drink, I can tell you. Oh, and I elbowed Walter Koenig (Chekov from Star Trek) in the head once while he was leching at a mate. He is very short.

4. The tools I’d use to become more surreal would be a rubber headed mallet, a chisel and a tile cutter.