Lawrence Dallagio, captain of Wasps, has reclaimed his position as captain of the England rugby team. This is after a five year hiatus after stepping down from the captains position after the News of the World set up a sting which alleged that Dallagio had been involved in taking and dealing drugs and was accused of bringing the gentlemanly game of rugby into disrepute.

Not that anything’s changed! Have you seen the new McDonalds adverts that he’s in? Now that’s bringing the game into disrepute!