Aren’t mates great?
No, not Virgin mates - although they’re quite handy at times - I mean mate mates. Bestest mates and all that.
I got home tonight to find an unexpected gift from a mate in Leeds who had seen a DVD he thought I might like, bought it and sent it to me. What a great mate!
Admittedly, it does smell of wee.1
1No, seriously! You see, the missus went out for a swim and while she was out, the dog did a widdle in the hall.
In front of the letter box.
And then the post was delivered.
Yeah RIGHT! You expect us to believe that? heh heh
Comment by Croila — May 27, 2004 @ 9:54 pm
Honestly. I kid you not. All the letters landed in the dog pee. Can’t wait to pay in the cheque we received too.
Comment by Tom — May 27, 2004 @ 10:58 pm
I think there might be a law against peeing on the post!
Comment by Jazz — May 28, 2004 @ 1:02 pm
Could have been worse. Could have been poo.
Comment by Tom — May 28, 2004 @ 1:26 pm
Probably wouldn’t have been absorbed and you could just have discarded the envelopes without their contents smelling of wee/poo too much.
Sometimes I think I overthink these things.
I go back to sleep now.
Comment by pix — May 28, 2004 @ 4:23 pm