INT. CAPITALIST TOWERS - DAY

DRAGON, an intrepid and adventurous, not to mention tall, dark and stunningly handsome, computer geek is trying to look busy playing Text Twist.

The telephone on his desk RINGS loudly. He answers it.

DRAGON
Dragon! How can I help?

USER
Hi. I have some functionality issues with an application.

DRAGON
That sounds serious. What seems to be the problem.

USER
I can’t delete any documents.

DRAGON
Okay. Let me have a quick look at your access level. Right - it appears you’re not an administrator and only administrators can delete documents. Your supervisor should be able to help you with that.

USER
Okay, thanks. Also, it tells me that I need to press the “Save & Exit” button but there isn’t one.

DRAGON
Isn’t there? Oh. There should be. What buttons can you see?

USER
Only one.

DRAGON
What does it say?

USER
Save & Close.

DRAGON
…

Dragon replaces the handset and sends an alert through to the FUCKING STUPID USER POLICE. He turns his attention back to the game to discover he’s only 10 points short of his all time high score and only has two seconds left on the clock.

In the distance, he hears the sound of SIRENS and muffled YELLING. A single GUNSHOT rings out and it all goes quiet.

With a resigned sigh, he presses the “Try again” button.