There must be something in the water!

INT. CAPITALIST TOWERS – LATER

Dragon is attempting to do some work. The phone rings again. He hesitates before answering it.

USER
General Dragon. Many years ago you helped my supervisor roll out a new application. Now, in these dark times, I come to you in need of help. I swapped my user ID with a colleague and logged in as him. But now I can’t access my email. Help me Obi-Wan Dragon. You’re my only ho…

Dragon presses a button on the phone, cutting the user off in mid sentence, and then dials another number.

DRAGON
Hello, Fucking Stupid User Police…

FADE OUT.

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2 Comments on "There must be something in the water!"

  1. Adrian
    26/07/2004 at 10:55 pm Permalink

    There is a fucking stupid user police?

    Damn no one told me …

  2. Tom
    27/07/2004 at 9:36 am Permalink

    Ah, if only they were more than just a figment of my imagination. What a world that would be…

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