INT. CAPITALIST TOWERS - LATER

Dragon is attempting to do some work. The phone rings again. He hesitates before answering it.

USER
General Dragon. Many years ago you helped my supervisor roll out a new application. Now, in these dark times, I come to you in need of help. I swapped my user ID with a colleague and logged in as him. But now I can’t access my email. Help me Obi-Wan Dragon. You’re my only ho…

Dragon presses a button on the phone, cutting the user off in mid sentence, and then dials another number.

DRAGON
Hello, Fucking Stupid User Police…

FADE OUT.