I’ve never started a meme before but while I was down at the gym (leching(sp?) at the lycra rather than working out) I had a great idea for a new meme, inspired by the copious amount of adverts for downloadable mobile phone ringtones on the telly. Seeing as I was down at the gym, I thought there could be a physical, outdoorsy side to this but read on before that puts you off.

Okay, the task is this: go out and find someone who has one of those fucking annoying and insipid downloadable ringtones - you know the ones I mean, that sodding frog on a motorbike, the singing chick, that sort of crap. Snatch the owner’s phone and destroy it in the most imaginative way possible (extra points of it involves ramming it any of the chav’s owner’s orifices), take a photo and publish it on your blog. Of course, it doesn’t have to stop there - feel free to take a picture of the owner too but it has to be in a famous and recognisable style (such as an “Abu Ghraib prison” photo for example, or a “forensic photographer in Ted Bundy’s flat”).

You know it makes sense.