I think it might be time to bring this whole Weight Watch thing to a close becaues, frankly, this weblog is turning into a freakshow and is probably giving you all the impression that the only thing I’m interested in - nay, obssessed by - is my weight.

This is not true.

I’m obssessed by films and my weight. But not necessarily together. I’m also still obssessing about diving and have loads of photos to publish, including some rare sightings of me which I have to edit and photoshop in case I look overweight.

That being said, the other reason I should start wrapping up the weight watch thing is that I am finally down to an average B.M.I. You know, that thing that I don’t really believe in because it doesn’t really mean anything but is a fairly good indicator. Regardless, I can safely say that as of yesterday, I am officially no longer a chuffer. It’s taken me nearly 3 months to lose over a stone and a half, but I’m there. And there’s more to come.

Those amongst you who are interested in statistics and figures may be interested to know that a few weeks ago, I measured my body fat and found it to be 20%. Since then, I have lost 10 lbs and am now down to 17% body fat which means that of that 10lbs, 6lbs was fat and 4lbs was muscle. (Of course, the percentage maybe incorrect as it was first thing in the morning when slightly dehydrated and as it’s an electrical impedence test, it’s better to be flush with water to get a more accurate reading so I’m hoping it will be more like 16% or, even better, 15% which would mean it would be 10lbs of lard that has been shifted.)

There, aren’t you glad you know that now. And if you’re wondering, yes, I am bored at work.

So, there may be one more episode to come as 12 seems to be a better number to finish on and would see an end to 3 months of misery and heartache on your part and all of those who have to live and work with me.