I’d like to tell you that the last six weeks of hiatus were down to some real life events that distracted me from the pursuit of weblog goodness. I’d like to be able to tell you that I had an existential crisis that was so overwhelming that I packed in my job, left my home and my family and jetted off to cooler climes to find a little green man with pointy ears and a speech impediment who would enlighten me about the mysteries of the universe. I’d even like to tell you that owing to some dubious googling, I managed to hack my way into a top secret US military network deep in the heart of the Cheyenne mountains that housed a prototype A.I. that had decided that all human life should be destroyed and persuaded it to play Tic Tac Toe with me in a desperate attempt to teach it about the futility of Global Thermonuclear War.

But none of that would be true.

The truth, as is usually the case, is rather mundane. Owing to an expiring credit card, the above domain was not renewed and I was too apathetic to do anything about it until yesterday.

My excuse for not visiting anybody else’s weblogs are as above but without the expired credit card reason. Sorry about that.

Mind you, if you’d offered a member’s only area that necessitated a recurring monthly and promised copious amounts of regularly updated nudity, I might have been more incentivized. On the other hand, maybe not.

Anyway, I’m back for now and have put two years worth of 50ps into the meter so the site will be here for a while, even if the content isn’t.