I am sorely tempted to try out a new MMOG but get quickly irritated with having to share my fantasy world with 11 year old uber l337 gamz0rs trying to duel me at ever oppurtunity. What they need is an adults only game - perhaps a little like Sociolotron.

This game, which is set in the fantasy world of, um, London, allows the player characters to virtually flirt and have sex with each other, partake in extreme fetishistic practices, assassinate whomsoever they please and generally be as politically incorrect as they dare imagine. Oh, and if you’re bored of all that, you can go hunting monsters a la World Of Warcraft, EQ and all that.

The only problem I can forsee with this adults only game is that it’s going to be full of kids!