I hate digital cameras. With a passion. An absolute loathing.

Actually, more than digital cameras, I hate digital imaging altogether. It’s an obscene fad which should die a quick but painful death. The advent of digital imaging has meant that the world and it’s dog now think they are all publishers and can do clever things with a digital camera, a scanner and a high resolution colour printer.

Which leads to me getting several birthday cards with highly dubious pictues of me as a child/young adult/nearing middle age with humorous comments that make the jokes inside christmas crackers look like they’re written by Oscar Wilde at the peak of his literary wit.

Digital imaging should be banned.