More human than human
Let’s see. How can I express my thoughts about this subject in such a way that it succinctly and exactly encapsulates my thoughts? I sometimes feel that at times like this, my gut reaction and first thoughts are probably the most astute and although it’s a phrase repeatedly found here and often uttered by yours truly, it is probably the most direct.
This is fucked up.
Click on any of the links and read a blog about the daily gaming antics of an XBOX 360 owner. Read about how their gaming score (?) is increasing and about the progress they’re making in Oblivion. It is generally quite mundane and banal stuff.
Now before you deride me for sneering at these lowly and tedious bloggers , I want you to pay attention. Did you notice that the gamers are referred to in third person? Have you actually read the content of some of the suspicously regular posts? These blogs are not by the gamers themselves but are being “written” by their XBOXs. It’s not even a bunch of people
writing from their console’s perspective but is actually information sent from the XBOX to the web. It is giving the machines a voice.
Cool huh? Or is it a little worrisome? Uploading this sort of information is not unusual - Xfire has been doing it for some time. But actually presenting these stats in a blog format is quite original. What’s slightly disturbing is that these posts are better written and more articulate than a lot of blogs I sometimes encounter into
as I occasionally drunkenly stumble across the information superhighway. It also shows that it doesn’t take a lot to automate what a lot of us do (and is also much more informative if you’re into that sort of thing).
Okay, so as of yet an XBOX is unlikely to start ranting about topics close to its electronically pulsing heart or commenting on the social implications of the male gamers cross dressing as female avatars but the next stage would be to add a “personality” to the blog set up allowing some to sound like the Heart of Gold’s elevator and others to sound like Marvin the Paranoid Android.
I wonder if I could get my PC to blog in my place too?

I took a look at one of the blogs. The machine is quite eloquent, but I would be concerned by the needy and slightly neurotic tone. It’s as though it might try and poison your PC, or knife you in your sleep if it caught you with another console.
Comment by QE — May 17, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
I want to know who, exactly, would log onto a website and read the boring machine-like diary (it’s not a blog) of some random person’s Xbox. It’s the most pointless thing I think I’ve ever seen.
Comment by matthew — May 17, 2006 @ 5:45 pm
Ignoring the fact that it’s typically boring. I find it interesting from the perspective of an ‘automated history’. Be interesting to combine the autoblog with more personalisation and maybe some timelines. Maybe one day there’ll be an autoblog of all of the things you do…. now that would be scary.
“About 5:15pm I looked up to find my occupant above me… unzipping his pants. Approximately 30 seconds later the steady stream began. I hate being a toilet.”
Comment by Jpoku — May 17, 2006 @ 5:58 pm
Lol!
“This morning my owner didn’t have her usual bagel. Instead she opted to insert two slices of multi-grain white into me and then, after I had toasted them to perfection, she liberally spread a copious amount of marmite all over them. I felt all warm and, pardon the pun, toasty.”
or
“I’m a little concerned about Harry. These days he only seems to use my salad compartments to store cheap extra-strength lager and he only ever uses the meat shelf to store cold pizza. It’s not been the same since Sarah left him. She used to really care about making sure the raw meats went on the correct shelf below the dairy goods. My light blew last week and he still hasn’t bothered changing it so it’s always dark when he opens my door.
He had a cup of coffee this morning and used the milk. He looked so depressed that I didn’t have the heart to tell him it had been there three weeks and had solidified.”
Comment by Tom — May 17, 2006 @ 8:18 pm
Rofl!
Loved that second one especially! Brings a whole new meaning to it!
Comment by Jpoku — May 20, 2006 @ 9:44 pm
I agree with QE… “little does he know… I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected…” It’s kind of eerie. Like Hal in 2001.
Comment by annie — May 21, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
HAL was doing exactly what he was told as far as he was concerned, it’s just that his instructions didn’t make complete sense. Now imagine the same sort of arrangement only with Microsoft giving the instructions…
Comment by QE — May 22, 2006 @ 4:21 pm