Because my phone has died, I spent most of last night doing what I’ve been meaning to do for the last 18 months: find the software to let me get the pictures off my phone and onto my PC. Which is why I’m no able to bring to you a picture from the Einstuerzende Neubauten gig I went to in Kentish Town over a year ago.

The second pic isn’t wonderfully clear but you can make out the variety of instruments that the band have created themselves: chiefly everything to the left of where Blixa is standing (he’s the man in black in the middle). That thing that looks like a curved drainpipe? It’s a curved drainpipe.

Marvellous.