You know how, after an evening’s drinking and after you’ve put the world to rights and explained exactly why, in your opinion, the country would be a much better place if all the trees moved one inch to the left, you sometimes end up discussing a personal issue and come to the conclusion that there’s only one course of action and then make a life changing decision on the spot?

And you now how the next morning, in the cold light of day, the idea you had is so utterly implausible that you realise that you’d drunk considerably more than you thought you had (a fact backed up by the extra couple of digits on the credit card receipt from the pub)?

Well, I made one of those decisions last night. It seemed like a very good idea at the time.

I might very well go through with it tomorrow.