The quality of my comment spam is increasing. In addition to the usual fertility aids, penile enhancement, hardcore pr0n, free mobile phones, stock-market gambling crap and general gibberish, I’ve had a couple of spam comments (which shall hereafter be referred to as spamments) offering me deals on running shoes and scuba gear.

Am I fucked up if I’m more tempted by these than the ones offering me cheap russian brides for sex and washing up?

UPDATE: Monday morning. Fire extinguishers, tile drill bits and other such crap. They’ve lost their touch.