August 13, 2006

Direct Spamming

The quality of my comment spam is increasing. In addition to the usual fertility aids, penile enhancement, hardcore pr0n, free mobile phones, stock-market gambling crap and general gibberish, I’ve had a couple of spam comments (which shall hereafter be referred to as spamments) offering me deals on running shoes and scuba gear.

Am I fucked up if I’m more tempted by these than the ones offering me cheap russian brides for sex and washing up?

UPDATE: Monday morning. Fire extinguishers, tile drill bits and other such crap. They’ve lost their touch.

August 8, 2006

Word of the day

phar·i·sa·ic (fr-sk) also phar·i·sa·i·cal (-s-kl)
adj.
Pharisaic also Pharisaical Of, relating to, or characteristic of the Pharisees.
Hypocritically self-righteous and condemnatory.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

Folly in the sand

I found myself being fascinated last night by the programme “Megastructures” on Channel Five. I saw it a couple of weeks ago when they documented the construction of the Millau Viaduct, the tallest vehicular bridge in the world but last nights episode was about the spectacular and as yet unfinished Palm Islands in Dubai.

The Palm, JumeirahThe islands first really came to the publics attention after all the news stories covering the fact that the planned luxury homes went on sale in 2004 and were sold within three days to people who obviously have more money than sense (the Beckhams and other members of the England football squad for example). The construction of the artificial island was very impressive: thousands of tonnes of snad was dredged up from the sea floor and “rainbowed” into place to create the impressive formation of man-made islands.

Of course, being sand and being man-made, it is prone to potential problems such as, well, it’s sand and sand is notoriously difficult to build on until it’s been compacted and is nearly solid. Then there’s the sea which has a habit of moving sand around with the ebb and flow of the tidal current. They’ve already found that there have been problems with the design which, fortunately, they could correct before they’d gone too far. And as a side benefit, there’s been an increase in aquatic life in the area. I say benefit but they did point out that new species that don’t normally frequent the area have started popping up and I’m sure that that’s always good for the natural balance of the local ecology. But at least they’ve set up some artificial reefs for recreational divers which sound very appealing.

Despite the fact that the first island, Jumeirah, is still not quite complete and there aren’t any people living on the island and dumping their crap into the sea, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Crown Prince of Dubai was so impressed that his idea (I believe) has started having such a good effect on the local sealife that he’s commissioned two more artificial islands; Jebel Ali, which will look similar to the Jumeirah but have one of the Princes poems spelled out by board walks around the “fronds” of the palm, and Deira, an artificial island planned to cover a bigger area than Manhattan. Oh, and then there’s the artificial archipelago that will be built in the shape of the world.

I think the Crown Prince is being somewhat ambitious personally. Sensible thinking would have at least advised waiting a few years to make sure that the first island actually worked. All the way through the program I couldn’t help but think about a hymn we used to sing at primary school, taken from Matthew 7: 26-27. It was about a wise man who built his house on a rock and a foolish man who built his house on the sand. “And the rains came down and the floods went up and the house on the sand went splat!”

Then again, I have a funny feeling that I’ve seen the encumbent ruler of Dubai before and he might not be someone to upset.

Kneel before Zod!

August 4, 2006

Nettle Warrior Pics (by Pix)

Here’s a link to my Flickr set of pictures from Sunday’s Nettle Warrior. Only half have been uploaded at the moment. Stay tuned for the rest. (Preview after the jump)

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Real Money makes the Virtual World go round

It’s Friday afternoon and I’m faced with a dilemma: either carry on doing some handover work for before I leave my job or finish a post about RMT that I’ve been working on for ages.

It’s a no-brainer really!

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Dragon vs The JihaXXorz

Yesterday, as anybody who popped past may have noticed, this site had been terroristorsized by hackers who left (or at least, redirected the site to) a rather surreal and supremely garish page of Arabic text with links to Islamic sites (which, incidentally, did not in immediately appear to be Al Q. recruitment sites but simply innocuous informational sites about Islam).

It wasn’t actually my site alone that got hit - my hosts websites were also affected. A brief bit of investigation leads me to the conclusion that they posioned my hosts well DNS cache and probably set their oil wells on fire too. I don’t know if there was a particular reason for the attack beyond a random hack - certainly Endie couldn’t understand how come I write about Tough Guy and he gets all political yet I’m the one “marked for web based execution.”

Perhaps the answer lies in the full text of the page (which was screencapped by Pix and can be seen here) and reads something like this:

WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoW
Alserver breakthrough was that the entire site pornography
You Tvuou Your Alserver
Tfoo you, and the owners of sites on Tarzon Thton Mwagaakm nodes hosting pornographic sites
Alserver penetration was before :
Boss come … Henaaa Kuwait … Team Hasballah (Abu Saleh) …
Wee Wee … Racan … Tide … Shlounkm …
For the first two Ijon Qahbh each = yarn
These are needed to check AIDS
Nerdin = pregnant illegal child else Nuh tried Nick Holder.
Only exclusive Bhat show.
Please visit the audio Chatna
Http://66.252.1.214/tdall
Please visit this site Http://www.islamtoday.net/english
For contact Contact MSN Messenger Sh0o0o0k@hotmail.com
Or visite our voice chat Http://66.252.1.214/tdall

(According to Google Translate Arabic to English Beta that is). A reasoned and well thought out debate I’m sure you’ll agree and implies that they were upset at the extreme amounts of pr0n that either I or my host (as they were the main target) clearly force down your throats. Either that or it’s a publicity stunt by Nick Holder (although it doesn’t make it clear if it’s Nick Holder the English Actor or Nick Holder the Canadian DJ).

Normal service has been resumed today and there doesn’t seem to be much in the way of side-effects apart from one strange little thing: it seems that this Atic Hack Atac has re-awoken the dormant beast.

Dragon is back and the War on Terror is coming to a blog near you, right now.

Well, soon.

Soon-ish.

Perhaps in a little while.

After another cup of tea.

When I get round to it.

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