Gods know she doesn’t need it, but Amber Night is a real attention ‘escort’ (her word, not mine, because apparently it’s classier but she’s a goddamn yanqui so what the hell would she know about class). She’s also very funny (if a little full of herself and quite delusional) although I’m not entirely sure that’s what she’s intending.

In some ways, it’s a shame I’m married because it does give me a very convenient excuse to turn down her advances. Were I single, of course, I’d have to come up with some clever and inventive put downs instead, something with a little more bite than “sorry love, I’m washing my hair”. Of course, she’s bound to say that I’m not her type and be all aloof now that she’s hobnobbing with the greats (well, Raph Koster anyway).

One thing that is quite attractive about her is that she’s also a gamer although her superior attitude means she’s got a real bee in her bonnet about WoW players (which is why I try to play as much as I can) perferring the subtle charms of “Hello Kitty Island Adventure”, or some such shite, which is just like an MMO version of movie Battle Royale but without the guns, knives, deaths, schoolkids or Beat Takeshi. Mind you, according to John Goodman who’s one of her guildmates and appears in the video she made, she always plays crap healers and after spending time in a guild with QE, I think I’ve had my share of those.

Now you might be fooled in thinking that this write up is a bit of a plug and a compliment but, as already mentioned, she’s only after the attention and the best thing you can do is start a DoS attack on her site. If anyone knows how to bombard her comments from an anonymous server, can they tell me here because she won’t know it’s coming from me.

Think my flight’s about to leave.