It’s charidee time once again and Mike is calling for submissions to an ambitious (but easily achievable) project in aid of Comic Relief. The idea is simple: to put together a book of humourous posts from UK blogs and get it published for sale before this Friday. So if you know of any funny, well written posts that you’ve written or have read elsewhere, send them to Mike before 6PM tomorrow, Tuesday 13th March. More details can be found here.

Right, that’s my job done with only purchase of said book left to do. Nope, not submitting anything - 1) I’m a miserable old fucker so posts here will be humourless rather than humourous, 2) I’m publicity shy (especially after that incident with the call girl and the wombat) and 3) I can’t stand being rejected and if Mike “Simon Cowell” Diva doesn’t find my submission amusing, I’ll probably have to do something drastic like, I don’t know, start taking the Daily Mail as a regular newspaper.