Signed up to Facebook, found out I can’t hide, signed out again. Not before having a quick wander around and finding a stack load of people who I wouldn’t want to know I was on there. Mostly relatives. That is another story, however, and one likely not to get told here.

To the 3 people who did attempt to add me as friends using my email address (and then probably wondered who the hell the person was given the hastily constructed pseudonym that I used) apologies about that. It’s nothing personal. In fact, in this case, it definitely wasn’t you and it was most certainly me.