So: England not in the cup this year? Who are you supporting? Me - find out after the jump!

No-one coz I don’t give a fuck! Football? Fucking football? I’m more concerned about the fact that Wasps are playing Leicester in the Guinness Premiership final this coming weekend and are severely lacking in a couple of players, notably Danny Cipriani. Did you see his foot in the match the other day? How do you say “ouch”? I’ve had my fair share of injuries but fuck me that was oucheroony! I went to watch Wasps vs Saracens a couple of weeks ago and he was responsible for one of the most impressive tries of the game (of which there were a fuck load - mostly in the first half and mostly by Wasps of course). Tom Voyce is also out of the running (dislocated shoulder) as is Phil Vickery with a damaged knee. That being said, I wasn’t convinced that Wasps would win the final last year which they did.

As for the UEFA Cup this year? I seriously couldn’t care less. I probably couldn’t even if England were playing but at least that would have been an excuse to go the pub!